warning: this is not actually funny, but it will offer insight into the sick and twisted mind of yours truly
1. The initial debate among friends about whether or not you actually experienced an earthquake.
2. Trying to guess what each tremor measured on the Richter scale
3. All of the fond memories of earthquakes from your childhood
4. Playing the “where were you when…” game with your fellow California native friends.
5. Trying to figure out if you’ve experienced a pre-quake tremor, the big quake itself, or an aftershock.
6. Getting to watch people rush and brace themselves in doorways.
7. Calling my mom to tell her I’m all right and to have her look up the latest news (because I’m too lazy to do it myself).
8. Making Emily call her mom when my mom can’t find squat on the net.
9. Getting calls from all of my relatives in the Midwest who never talk to me unless they think the world is ending.
10. Bitch please, buildings are swaying and the ground is fucking vibrating! You can’t beat that shit.
What is everyone talking about with this earthquake jazz? I take one weekend off to move, and suddenly people are hallucinating left and right!
Posted by: Jacob on February 3, 2003 02:18 PMI'm with you Jolie. Nothing better than an earthquake. My last one was with all you people back in the day in Tacoma. Fuckin tacoma, it had everything.
Posted by: jason on February 4, 2003 07:07 PMAwe, that goddamn Tacoma earthquake was top notch. Good ol' t-town. It really did have everything!
Posted by: Jolie on February 4, 2003 09:37 PM