June 26, 2003

please don't crash! please don't crash!

So I saw the most disturbing thing yesterday. I was merging onto 24 from 580 when this motorcycle cut across two lanes so as not to miss the exit. This put them slightly in front of me two lanes over. No big deal, eh? Except for the fact that sitting behind the hefty man driving was this gorgeous woman in a small black bikini. I think she might have had boots on and a helmet, but nothing else. Also, she was only holding on with one hand, as the other hand was occupied with massaging the driver's shoulder. At first my brain was like "Oh my god, that woman is so fucking hot!" but of course, the more logical part of my brain jumped in and said "Oh my god, that woman's skin is going to be completely ripped off if they crash!" My brain spent the next few minutes battling it out, alternately screaming "hot!" and "flayed!" at a dizzying rate. These reactions overlapped each other to the point where I felt like a character straight out of the movie "Crash." Hmmm, James Spader. I want to watch "Secretary" again... mmm... Maggie Gyllenhaal... oh! Are you still here? That's all there is to the post really. loves, ms*d






Posted by ms*d at June 26, 2003 10:51 AM

Your life continues to emulate a post-midnight Cinemax film and/or my seventeen year-old daydreams, Miss Erica. Don't ever change!

Posted by: sean on June 26, 2003 11:07 AM

That is creepy creepy. Goodlord, what was that woman thinking??? When I found the motorcyclist with no face, he'd been wearing full gear and even he was in bad shape (although, admittidly, the no face factor was probably due to the fact that he'd had a half-shell helmit on, instead of one with something to protect his face in the front). But still, I can't even imagine how bad things would have looked if he'd been wearing a bikini!

Posted by: Jolie on June 26, 2003 01:39 PM