Threequarters

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Erica's ghetto booty is all mine
I called dibs in a haiku

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Compared to my ass
Erica's is clearly #2!

Roses are red
That picture is fake
Don't be fooled by cheap Photoshopping
For goodness' sake

http://www.snopes.com/photos/bushbook.asp

roses are red
violets are blue
sean beat me to it
that lazy hindu.

roses are red
violets are blue
fake picture or not
the man's still a baboon

roses are red
violets are blue
i challenge this paul
to a mighty butt dual!

roses are red
violets are blue
i think someone pissed
in the Bush gene pool

roses are red
violets are blue
the lack of poems about Michele's breasts is tragic
it's true

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Bring it on Baby
My butt will crush you!

roses are red
violets are blue
I wish everyone days
full of spanakopita and ballyhoo!

to paul:

roses are red
violets are wild
i don't know who you are
but i like your ass style*

*roses are red
violets are blue
i hope you're not the paul who's in my 3rd grade class...
'cause that would just be weird.

roses are red
and so are my cheeks
just figured out who paul is
not those cheeks, you freaks!

roses are rad
that was totally my bad
hey everyone, meet Paul my new roomie
we share a phat pad

roses are red,
violets are violet,
If Erica's ass were a memo,
Under "Firm and Foxy" is where I'd file it.

roses are red,
violets are magenta,
I'm sure Paul's ass
could be modeled by Oscar de la Renta.

roses are red,
dandelions are off-white,
both asses are so chill,
you could get frostbite.

roses are red,
so is a decapitated head,
If you don't want me looking at those
fine asses with my X-ray glasses,
You better wear pants of corrugated lead.

To Erica:

Roses are red
Periwinkles are blue
I'm not from your third grade class
I've never even met you

We have however
Spoken on the phone
We talked of being naked
you really made me moan
......with laughter that is

To Jason:

Roses are thorny
Violets are silky
Don't get caught with your pants down
Cuz frostbite is wicked!

It makes you feel numb
It makes you feel cold
Your cheeks will turn red
Yes those cheeks, not norm!

You'll need some warm cloths
To reinspire some heat
but soon you'll be warm
from your head to your feet.

Frankly, dear Jason
My ass is not cold
In fact it is HOT
which is why Im so bold

Forget x-ray glasses
You can't see my ass
Unless you're cute, gay and single
and can afford to buy me gas!

roses you cut
violets you pick
who knew my friend Paul
was also psychic

cute, gay, and single
Shamai is all three!
not to mention his writing
quite the talent he be

roses are red,
violets are blue,
can you guys stop because you're totally freaking my shit out. especially you, jason.

To Jason:

I know that I said
I needed money for gas
but fortunately my gastank ruptured today
which highly impedes any use of gas

So until I can think
of a much poem
You'll have to survive
In absolute boredom

To Jason:

I know that I said
I needed money for gas
but fortunately my gastank ruptured today
which highly impedes any use of gas

So until I can think
of a much poem
You'll have to survive
In absolute boredom

roses are dead
violets are new
what happen'd
to postmodern stew?