December 07, 2003

happy birthday, beautiful.

jolie my love,

just wanted to let you know you are turning 24 tomorrow (or today, really, on your coast). in any case, just wanted to let you know, in case in all your business you'd forgotten. =)

what can i say? i love you to pieces, and i'm glad you weren't so scared of my eerie resemblance to your stalker ex-girl that you couldn't give me a chance. but really, how could two laughs like ours stay away from each other? it was inevitable. like peanut butter and jelly. like hip-hop and booty shakin'. like the fife house and church. like curly hair and red dye (just kidding! i won't do it, not at least until you've visited and gone back to the east coast).

anyway, i can't get enough of you, baby, and i lucked out when i decided to go on that trip to vancouver with US.

have a lovely day, sugar plum.


love, me

Posted by ms*d at December 7, 2003 09:41 PM

You are too too sweet. I agree, we are like hip-hop and booty shakin'...just like.

We're also like Chloe Sevigny and hotness
like Clay Aiken and drooling gay boys
like grad school and too many papers
like Mikki and Monkeys

Who knew an innocent trip to Canada would produce such a pair? Having a friend like you makes me the luckiest sugar plum that ever did live. =)

Posted by: Jolie on December 8, 2003 03:46 PM

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Posted by: ftyerggbfghfed on December 8, 2003 04:31 PM

Yay, happy birthday Jolie! I hope it was great =)

Posted by: Melanie on December 8, 2003 07:20 PM

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happy birthday, jolie!

Posted by: michele on December 8, 2003 08:12 PM

Some like short girls
some like tall
Some like big girls
some like small
But we all (except me) love hot lesbians (insert hot gay men for me) making out on the back of our bedroom door.

Hope your birthday was as great as it possibly could be! Love you sweets. Paul

Posted by: Paul on December 8, 2003 08:27 PM

oh, i forgot about that! the gj;lkasdhf;lk;hgklsdjfksjskldfj is my 6 year old lindsay's way of saying happy birthday. notice how she put her name at the end of the first line. very classy.

Posted by: erica on December 8, 2003 10:31 PM

happy birthday! Hippity hoppity happity birthday, m'dear. Hope it was a good one.

Posted by: kati on December 9, 2003 12:00 AM

oooooh, it was a 6 year old? I thought some bastard had spammed by birthday greeting, lol. I take back any mean thoughts I had about innocent little lindsay.

Posted by: Jolie on December 9, 2003 06:52 AM

Happy Birthday, Jolie!

Posted by: jason on December 9, 2003 07:58 AM

happy birthday!! (i'm a few days behind, sad). it's nice to see that your now _23_ years old!!! yay!!!!!!

oh, and as a side question... as a gay boy am i supposed to like that clay aiken??? ewwwwwwww

Posted by: jason on December 9, 2003 08:03 AM

Oh no no no. As a gay boy, you can drool without being inspired by Clay Aiken.

Just like you can, and SHOULD, have booty shakin' without hip-hop

Hotness without Chloe Sevigny

Monkeys without Mikki

It's just that the first piece of each original eqation is not complete without the second. =)

Posted by: Jolie on December 9, 2003 10:07 AM

Just to clarify, Jason S. said the first thing, and was then showed up by Jason R.'s less lame comment.

This message has been brought to you by the "Society for Distinguishing Jasons in the Same Social Circle."

Posted by: jason S on December 10, 2003 08:16 AM

Thank you. Every circle of friends needs an SDJSSC rep.

I'm thinking we could also use a rep from SDKSSC (the Society for Distinguishing Kati's in the Same Social Circle). Just yesterday, I was thinking "Kati with the the long blonde curley hair doesn't look anything like the butch woman in the 'gender nazi' picture!"

Posted by: Jolie on December 10, 2003 10:45 AM