Threequarters

Best Winter Break EVER!

Well, my time in beautiful California was crazy fantastic, but I’m back in Maryland where it’s currently snowing and the wind-chill is below zero. Before a left the east coast, I made a list of the things I needed to accomplish. Filled with glee, I’m happy to report that I fulfilled almost all of my objectives and then some. Here’s the rundown.

Original Bay Area To Do List:

· get ears stretched, make out with William in the process. or maybe before or
after the process. Whatever
· go to suriya
· New Year’s Eve with Fairy Butch!
o Play kissing games on stage
o Dance the night away with hotness
o Watch beautiful women take their clothes off
· take naked pictures with Erica, Rachel, and Laura.
· possibly have a lesbian makeout party
· Have 6 feet under marathon
· Watch reality dating shows on tv (preferably bind date, elimidate, or 5th wheel)
· Get together with the gang
· Work on my play
· Make sure to get in some QT with Tanya
· Make sure to get in some QT with Jason Shamai

List of Accomplishments

· Got ear’s stretched…. Made out with William (in my mind), and got dizzy when he caressed my shoulder and back as Erica and I walked out of the back room.
· Went to Suriya and gorged myself on tasty basil goodness and mango with sweet, sticky rice
· Went to Fairy Butch TWICE.
· Played kissing games on stage
· Danced the night away with hotness
· Watched beautiful women take their clothes off
· Blushed as one of the dancers through a chair out of the way to give me a lapdance
· Giggled as I watched Erica make out with a hot soft butch on stage
· Took naked pictures with the girls
· Followed it up with two days of naked body painting
· No lesbian makeout party… but there was a party and it was attended by many lesbians… does that count?
· No six feet under marathon, but I returned to Maryland with HBO on demand, which means that I can watch the current season of Six Feet Under whenever I want! Not too shabby
· Watched Elimidate and enjoyed every sleazy second
· Got together with the gang to record the final group scenes for the musical

I also got to work on my play and spend lots of quality time with Jason Shamai and Tanya – including attending a drag king fund raiser for PISSR (People in Search of Safer Restrooms)

Really, I had an incredible time. After 8 months on the east coast, it was amazing to see everyone and catch up and soak in everything that the bay area has to offer. Upon my return, I immediately started working on getting a summer internship in Oakland or SF. I already have one interview set up and I’m pretty sure there will be more.

Thanks to everyone who made my break amazing. I love you guys. We’ll have to do it again sometime soon. Mwah!