February 04, 2004

You should always take your heart medicine before looking under the couch…

To the Squirrel Community of Riverdale Maryland:

The residents of “4909” hereby request that you maintain a safe and reasonable distance from our unused chimney, fireplace, and all other entities of the interior residence. The events that have recently transpired have caused undue trauma to us as well as a member of your own constituency. We hope to maintain a respectful, distanced relationship in an effort to avoid any further conflicts or potential casualties. Thank you very much for your consideration.


The House of Five


Posted by j*2the*olie at February 4, 2004 07:06 PM

Damn! I guess my super stealthy squirrel spies have been discovered...again. I keep meaning to upgrade to the latest release, but they are being Beta'd on Mars, and you've heard how we've had some setbacks there...

Back to the rat's nest, I guess.

Posted by: Donn on February 5, 2004 07:28 PM