November 07, 2004

I should have written your poem this morning, but I was too lazy and my thoughts were too boring

Mr. Shamai, I love you dearly
And so, I’m compelled to write this poem sincerely
Today was a day that shouldn’t be missed
That I was trapped in DC makes me pissed

I hope you received the best birthday wishes
-and lots of cute boys gave you big birthday kisses
I’m not talking little pecks on the cheek
I’m talking kisses that stay on your lips all week

I hope you got some quality presents
Good music, good books, perhaps a few peasants!
Though peasants aren’t exactly PC
Perhaps instead, little elves the size of large fleas

Regardless of what kind of presents you got
Or attention received from boys that are hot
I hope your birthday was fun and amazing
Hope your birthday dinner fulfilled every craving

Happy Birthday, Shamai
You’ve survived another year
As usual, I’m so sad
I couldn’t be there

Much Love,


Posted by j*2the*olie at November 7, 2004 09:35 PM

In fact I did get a gift certificate to Peasantry Barn.

Posted by: jason s on November 8, 2004 05:04 PM