March 29, 2003

Verbatim

Me: By the way, I met Alice Walker last night.

My Dad: You’re kidding me, that’s incredible!

Me: I know! This is why I love living in San Francisco.

My Dad: You know, he used to go to our church.


Me: No WAY! Why have I never heard about this??? …wait a second, Alice Walker never lived in San Diego… Dad, you are talking about Alice COOPER. Alice Cooper used to go to our church.

My Dad: Oh wait, Alice Walker is that Color Purple chick, isn’t she?

Me: Yes Dad.

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Posted by j*2the*olie at March 29, 2003 01:37 PM
Comments

alice cooper goes to church?

that kind of restores MY faith...

Posted by: didofoot on March 30, 2003 09:37 AM

Don't be too impressed. He also plays golf and owns a catering company. He'll even show up to your event for a price. I saw it on VH1, the real history channel.

By the way, Jolie, that is the funniest thing I've read in years.

Posted by: jason on March 30, 2003 10:20 AM
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