October 11, 2003

Happy National Coming Out Day!

I probably should have posted this earlier in the day, but it slipped my mind. I spent most of the day in my house where there was no one to come out to. Then I went to work and saw a bunch of people who already know I'm a lesbian. So, in an effort to come out to SOMEONE before the day is over, I'm posting about NCOD here.

Feel free to use this space to come out as whatever seems appropriate.


Posted by j*2the*olie at October 11, 2003 08:39 PM

I guess I'd just like to take this moment, then, to come out as a lesbian. Yes, folks. Let there be no mistaking,* I am as gay as the day is long. I like to, as my friend Brian Russell tells people, "bump the bunnies."

* - there may be some mistaking to be made.

Posted by: kati on October 12, 2003 03:52 AM

today, i think it's most appropriate for me to come out as a stupid ass crazy hung-over grad student w/ a 12 page paper to write. i'd much rather bump the bunnies, let me tell you.

Posted by: erica on October 12, 2003 01:57 PM

I would like to come out as a depressingly sober and dedicated grad student. I've been sitting in the same coffee shop, working on papers for the past 7 hours, and the end of my time here is nowhere in sight.

I would also much rather be bumping the bunnies, the clams, and any other bizzarre animal euphemisms.

Posted by: Jolie on October 12, 2003 03:07 PM

I would rather bump off bunnies. That's right, I would like to go hunting.

Posted by: jason on October 12, 2003 05:03 PM

i think christina aguilera has a great (albeit poorly utilized) voice. and i want to do her. because i'm a lesbian.

Posted by: holohan on October 12, 2003 05:53 PM

the only people in the world that i want to marry are allison janney, hillary clinton, famke janssen and lucy lawless. they're awesome. and purty. unfortunately, i can't come out as gay because i'm no actually gay. i remember a couple of years ago, understanding sexuality at UPS had that fake door and they encouraged everyone to "come out" of the closet as something you didn't want to admit like "i'm an nsync-lover" and whatnot. that was fun. i think i came out as a someone who loves newsies...and swing kids.

Posted by: ahe on October 14, 2003 10:32 AM

I remember that. Didn't your parents cut you off after that?

Posted by: jason on October 14, 2003 03:24 PM

lucy lawless is now a regular on the WB show "Tarzan". having watched the first episode with her appearance on sunday, i think you should reconsider your desire to marry her. what am i saying? being on tarzan doesn't negate her many years as a warrior princess. this is going to be ok. deep breaths. it's ok.

Posted by: michele on October 14, 2003 04:29 PM

yeah, i saw that tarzan show. scott miller is a PA, so he told me i must watch it to support him. lucy lawless was not so much a warrior princess. skinner is still a fine piece of ass, though. a fine piece.

and yes, jason, you're right. after i revealed my forbidden love for the early work of christian bale, my parents cut me off, emotionally and financially. it hurt. but i grew strong. i learned how to get along.

Posted by: ahe on October 14, 2003 04:37 PM